Father of 2 kids, Engineer for a living, Masturbate twice a day at minimum, Want to bang all your girlfriends/moms, Have kissed about 3 different dudes in my lifetime, My wife doesn't like to give blowjobs but I still love her, Game development as a hobby, Have award winning personality as chosen by National Geographic Magazine August 2005 edition, Dominate at Magic: The Gathering, Is a level 13 Sorcerer in my last DnD campaign, Has to pee right now, Gave up WoW because it was becoming shallow and pedantic, Would snuggle up with any of the bearded dudes on this server, Would still fuck Blue even though she's a drain on society.